Press 1 to talk to Barbie about bike routes and upcoming
bike rides.
Press 2 to talk to Barbie about cycling nutrition and gear.
Press 3 to talk to Barbie about yoga, gentle or hot.
Press 4 to talk to Barbie about gossip news or the latest episode of Chelsea
Lately
Press 5 to talk to Barbie about Facebook and status updates.
Press 6 to talk to Barbie about Twitter tweets
Press 7 to talk to Barbie about legitimate work requests.
Press 8 to talk to Barbie about a about getting a message to
Ricky so you can talk to Ricky.
Press 9 to hear the menu again.
This is what I do. I entertain
myself with creating telephone menu options and crocheting. Yes, that is how bad I need to entertain
myself.